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Sexy Santa Says Card Game
$7.99
Sexy Santa Says Card Game
Product Description
The game for couples who wish to keep being naughty this year. The naughty card game for lovers looking for fun roleplay and foreplay. Sexy Santa will expect you to do things like b suck his north poleb while Ms. Claus might want a finger in her figgy pudding. There are 17 holiday themed cards for each of you, along with toasts from Vixen and Rudolph, kissing under the mistletoe, and holiday-themed sex positions. Santa already knows youb ve been naughty, so have fun! Includes: 53 Cards and Rules.
Shipping & Returns
DELIVERY
- Processed and shipped within 1-2 business days
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.*
- All orders are shipped in discreet packaging.
- For more information please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
*To qualify for free shipping, your order total must be $99 or more after any discounts or promotions.
RETURNS
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns based on satisfaction. We also cannot accept returns for items that pose a health risk or have been in contact with skin or bodily fluids (such as saliva, semen, blood, urine, etc.). Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and are not resellable.
For more information on how to start a return, what items qualify and defective products please see our Return and Refund Policy page.