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DELIVERY

• Processed and shipped within 1-2 business days
• Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.*
• All orders are shipped in discreet packaging.
• For more information please refer to our Shipping Policy page.

*To qualify for free shipping, your order total must be $99 or more after any discounts or promotions.

RETURNS

For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns based on satisfaction. We also cannot accept returns for items that pose a health risk or have been in contact with skin or bodily fluids (such as saliva, semen, blood, urine, etc.). Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and are not resellable.
For more information on how to start a return, what items qualify and defective products please see our Return and Refund Policy page.