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Naughty Greeting Card Best Dick Ever
$4.99
Naughty Greeting Card Best Dick Ever
Product Description
Naughty greeting card for someone you love.
The outside reads : Best. Dick. Ever.
Inside: I think you deserve a cake...and I'm MORE than happy to lick the frosting off of your candle.
And no doubt whoever you give this card will appreciate it. Comes in cello sleeve, what the inside says is printed on the back of the card. Colorful envelope.
Shipping & Returns
DELIVERY
- Processed and shipped within 1-2 business days
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.*
- All orders are shipped in discreet packaging.
- For more information please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
*To qualify for free shipping, your order total must be $99 or more after any discounts or promotions.
RETURNS
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns based on satisfaction. We also cannot accept returns for items that pose a health risk or have been in contact with skin or bodily fluids (such as saliva, semen, blood, urine, etc.). Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and are not resellable.
For more information on how to start a return, what items qualify and defective products please see our Return and Refund Policy page.