Frisky Anal Itch Relief Inc Prank Gift
$8.99
- Red
Frisky Anal Itch Relief Inc Prank Gift
Product Description
We all have that one friend. Maybe YOU are that friend. You know, the one who likes to play pranks and has a dirty sense of humor? Well, here's a fun joke gift to give to your friends! With this Anal Itch Relief pack you can discreetly and carefully take care of that stubborn itch! No need to see a doctor, this is the finest remedy known to man and used for thousands of years! Simply mail using the bubble mailer package with the feather enclosed and you or your friend will be in possession of a certain cure in no time!
Measurements:
Bubble mailer: 9.25 inches Length x 7.1 inches Wide x 0.1 inches Deep
Feather length varies from 4.7 inches to 6.7 inches
Materials: Synthetic fibers
Color: Red
Note: THIS IS NOT A REAL CURE FOR STI'S (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS). PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL HELP FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE PROBLEMS.
Key Features:
- Fun Prank Gift: Have a laugh with your friends with a simple and harmless gag gift!
- Synthetic Fibers: Don't worry about allergies; this feather is made out of synthetic fibers.
Shipping & Returns
DELIVERY
- Processed and shipped within 1-2 business days
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.*
- All orders are shipped in discreet packaging.
- For more information please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
*To qualify for free shipping, your order total must be $99 or more after any discounts or promotions.
RETURNS
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns based on satisfaction. We also cannot accept returns for items that pose a health risk or have been in contact with skin or bodily fluids (such as saliva, semen, blood, urine, etc.). Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and are not resellable.
For more information on how to start a return, what items qualify and defective products please see our Return and Refund Policy page.