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Fuck Water Dick Polish Masturbation
$31.99
- Cream / 9.1 Oz
Fuck Water Dick Polish Masturbation
Product Description
Meet man’s new best friend: Fuck Water Dick Polish Masturbation Cream. This oil-based formula is designed for longevity and slick performance, melting at body temperature to leave you smooth, shiny, and ready for extended play. Whether you’re edging, gooning, or enjoying well-deserved solo time, Dick Polish delivers consistent glide and comfort.
⚠️ Note: This product is oil-based and not compatible with condoms.
✨ Features:
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Oil-based masturbation cream for long-lasting glide
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Melts at body temperature for a slick, shiny finish
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Ideal for edging, gooning, or solo play
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Smooth texture designed for comfort and endurance
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Enriched with aloe and vitamin E for skin care
Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopherol, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
Shipping & Returns
DELIVERY
- Processed and shipped within 1-2 business days
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.*
- All orders are shipped in discreet packaging.
- For more information please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
*To qualify for free shipping, your order total must be $99 or more after any discounts or promotions.
RETURNS
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns based on satisfaction. We also cannot accept returns for items that pose a health risk or have been in contact with skin or bodily fluids (such as saliva, semen, blood, urine, etc.). Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and are not resellable.
For more information on how to start a return, what items qualify and defective products please see our Return and Refund Policy page.