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Candyprints Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Assorted Flavors
$14.99
- 25 Packs/Per Bag
Candyprints Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks Assorted Flavors
Product Description
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. They're perfect for:
• Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks)
• Filling your piñata with a surprise'll make your guests say, "Oh my!"
• Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they're a total tool
So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can't take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
Shipping & Returns
DELIVERY
- Processed and shipped within 1-2 business days
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.*
- All orders are shipped in discreet packaging.
- For more information please refer to our Shipping Policy page.
*To qualify for free shipping, your order total must be $99 or more after any discounts or promotions.
RETURNS
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns based on satisfaction. We also cannot accept returns for items that pose a health risk or have been in contact with skin or bodily fluids (such as saliva, semen, blood, urine, etc.). Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used and are not resellable.
For more information on how to start a return, what items qualify and defective products please see our Return and Refund Policy page.